What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
09.06.2025 10:00
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
What is your twin flame story?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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Make Nazis afraid again!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
What steps can be taken to track down a scammer and determine their location?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...